First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.
Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.
by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007
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Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.
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That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.
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"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."
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