Assicle

1.
Gross bit of shit attached to an ass. Like dags on a sheep.
2.
Word to describe an asshole.

Go suck some assicles, loser.

by Non-assicle. January 18, 2009

Texas Assacre

When your done fornicating with a female and you end her life

right after i got dont with my ex, i pulled a texas assacre and ended that broad

by dapanda6666 January 18, 2010

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.

I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.

by C.I.C May 1, 2009

assacheekqua

A word first used by the characters “Siphyl and Ollie” from the hit 1998 MTV show of the same name starring two sock puppets and their various sock puppet friends and foes. The word is the name of a fictional American civil war battle in which a soldier mooned the opposition. The word is used to describe a town, city, or place in a rural or distant area which you do not remember the name, or the name of it is not important. Context of the word is usually sarcastic or crass.

A: Where is this place?
B: I dunno, probably way out there in assacheekqua.

by Paramecium July 25, 2004

smarticle assicle

A term that is the opposite of dumb assicle. It is another phrase for smart ass, with a little more jazz to it. It sounds more fun.
This definition has nothing to do with ass icicles.

You're such a smarticle assicle

by Smarticle Sarah August 2, 2008

assicle

semi-digested food that hardens and sticks to your asshole

i was fucking some girl doggy-style in the pussy and she had a huge assicle

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003