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Ron Artest

To spastically beat the shit out of random people.. ESPECIALLY anybody that gives you the crazy eye. (See Eddie Griffith in "The New Guy"

You know where this one comes from...
Did you see that mufucka go Ron Artest on that foo? DAYUM!!!
by Pinky :-) January 21, 2005
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arteest

An artist who takes nobody and nothing seriously, not even themselves, and uses humor and parody in their art. The opposite of an artiste.
The arteest's sculpture was a hilarious commentary on nothing.
by AgentKaz January 20, 2009
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artesian well

Artesian wells are named after the town of Artois in France, where the first one was drilled in 1126. The technique used was percussion drilling in which a rod with a hard iron cutting edge is placed in the bore hole and repeatedly struck with a hammer.


The name is now applied to wells of reasonable depth that produce water without the need for pumping.
This first artesian well was dug by the Carthusian monks. The bore was only a few inches in diameter, but the well penetrated strata impermeable to water reaching a lower layer of strata containing water under pressure. The water rose in the bore hole and flowed spontaneously out of it.
by Plinius September 25, 2005
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Ron Artest

The act of a giant black man beating a little white dude with glasses.
Did you see Shaq "ron artest" Harry Potter till he was a bloodie mass of puss?
by Hairy Pothead November 22, 2004
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Ron Artest

A beast of an athletic specimen that whales on fatass, drunk Piston fans that have several criminal convictions already (and small penises, bad hygiene, STDs and other things associated with Det-RIOTers). Could singlehandedly take over Fallujah.
Bitch don't piss me off or I'll go Ron Artest on you!
by Hot Friend Megan November 26, 2004
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Ron Artest

1. A NBA forward who has played for the Chicago Bulls, Indiana Pacers, Sacramento Kings, Houston Rockets and Los Angeles Lakers. He is known for his ferocious perimeter defense and eccentric personality.

2. The act of a brawny black man lashing out on a scrawny white man for seemingly insignificant reasons. This comes from an incident where Artest attacked a spectator at a Pacers-Pistons matchup in 2004, which led to his suspension for the remainder of that season.

3. The act of consuming Hennessey at the halftime of any athletic performance. This stems from a 2010 interview where Artest admitted to occasionally consuming Hennessey during halftime before returning to the court for games.

4. The act of consuming Hennessey at the halfway point of a social event. Also influenced by the 2010 Artest interview.
1. Ron Artest is one of the NBA's best defensive players in any given year if he can keep his head on straight.

2. If this emo punk keeps annoying me I will pull a Ron Artest on his ass.

3. My first-half performance wasn't too good. I guess I'm gonna have to do a Ron Artest to loosen up and finish this game strong.

4. This party isn't moving me. Let's try a Ron Artest and hope we wake up in the morning.
by Nigerian Nightmare June 4, 2010
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A violent individual who partakes in attacking random fans in a basketball game.
I was at the pistons game and got my ass kicked by Ron Artest
by Hugh Jass December 5, 2004
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