Arsewank

To slide a tiny todger between the butt-cheeks of another man, in the style of failed American politician, racist, gun-loving, homophobic cretin Keith R Swank

Keith R Swank is a right Arsewank

by keithArsewank April 11, 2023

asscrank

(n.)Asscrank-Device used to wind up the moron in front of you in traffic, so he will go faster. Can be used on
either him or his automobile.

Jimmy was driving the car in front of me, he was going
so slowly that my wife was threaten to get him moving with
the 4-way asscrank i had in the trunk.

by Danile R Cady June 29, 2006

arsecandle

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

arsecandles

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

by antony December 17, 2004

arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

by JB October 25, 2003

Arsetranout

This refers to a derogatory reference to a homosexual male individual....but its funny...hehehe

Man if i didnt know any better that guy looking at that other guy's ass is an arsetranout

by HateChavs July 11, 2005

arsecakerandom

A totally futile, random variable thrown into an argument for effect more than content.

"I dunno, what if arsecakerandom blokes came in armed with baguettes and demanded you stop surfing the web, would that do it?"

by scribe23 May 14, 2006