Welcome to Spyware Heaven. AOL is how you screw up your computer in 30 minutes. Just install AOL Instant Messenger and watch the bullshit begin. First you will recieve unwanted Audio ads which use up those MB space of yours. Second of all watch hackers steal your account and fuck you up. Third, AOL is full of spyware. You will never get full connectivity to the internet because AOL spyware is using 35% of it. It's the truth..
AOL was installing spyware (trojan.downloader) so I had to reformat. AOL sucks, I hope it dies! Woot!
by Superman22 April 23, 2005
AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer takes over and renders it useless!
I got a worthless AOL disc in the mail and installed it on to my computer. Now my computer is worth less than the AOL disc!
I got a worthless AOL disc in the mail and installed it on to my computer. Now my computer is worth less than the AOL disc!
by P February 17, 2005
a super expensive internet system. it cheats you to saying that its great when you can get Netzero for $10 instead of AOL's $35.
by alyssa December 12, 2003
One shitty internet provider, and actually charge MORE than a provider worth getting. They made 9.0 with "extra features" available, because they are so broke they have to do anything to make a buck.
AOL absolutely sucks.
by Psych Ward Employee January 4, 2005
by The Kentucky Yankee November 30, 2004
1) (n.) A shitty, slow, spammy, laggy, poor customer-serviced, all-around sucky internet connection. Often associated with internet connections that crash excessively for no apparent reason.
by fraghappy November 7, 2003
Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.
Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004