Alonzo

A person with lots of swag. A Pimp at life.

Ashlee said to all her friends, "OMG Victor Moya is such an Alonzo."

by vixintheremix December 1, 2010

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Alonzo

Super loyal guy. Overprotective and definitely protects what’s his. Don’t mess with his family or friends because you will GET it. Super cute and handsome. Easily jealous, however is very trustworthy. His personality isn’t the nicest but the typa love is the best. Super flirty and wild. One of the realist niggas out there.

I love me a Alonzo typa guy.

by You’re gf Desiree June 12, 2018

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Alonzo

Alonzo a person that’s gets me wet.
I was soak last night.

Girl #1: i heard that Alonzo got you wet
Girl #2 ooo wee yes he did girl
Girl #1 I want Alonzo to get me wet
Girl #2 we both can get wet

by whatsgoingonwithya July 13, 2020

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Alonzo Lerone

A guy who makes fun of stupid people on the Internet, even though he is actually extremely unintelligent himself.

Alonzo Lerone would be funny if he was actually smart

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 17, 2023

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Alonzo

Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.

Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.

Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).

Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."

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by A_Helping_Hand July 15, 2016

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