alakananda

Power

WOW SHE IS ALAKANANDA

by Allicassia February 21, 2018

Allah alakbar

this is the word you scream when you are on a plane and you land

(plane lands) you: ALLAH ALAKBAR

if people scream just say it louder

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Aflac

An American Life Insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of Gilbert Godfried. The unnamed duck can only say the name of the Life Insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: "Aflac." The duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a Life Insurance-related conversation is taking place. However, no human can actually hear his "advice."

Davo: Now, act like a duck!
Luis: Aflac!

by HugeBreasticle April 10, 2005

aflac

What this duck says in a commercial. Also used in social situations when somebody says something embarrassing or socially awkward and you want to break the silence.

(A group of people are chatting)
Dave: Did any of you ever know that I have three testicles?
Rest of group: ............
(Long awkward pause)
You: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

by bobertdude September 22, 2007

aflack

Something you scream when you get caught by the duck hunter

Hunter:
FOUND YOU DUCKY!

Duck: AFLACK!!!!

by Sunadunna April 16, 2008

Aslak

A type of person who is hot, intelligent, tall and likeable. They are one of the strongest group of people, and that probably comes from their name Aslak, which means godfight. While they are strong, they also tend to have a good relationship with mothers, especially yours, and that makes them alpha males. Their dick is also extremely extremely big, and veiny. Usually a grower and not a shower, so dont get dissappointed if it looks small when you see it while its not hard. And last but not least they are definitely not fat at all, believe me.

Oh look, over theres Aslak, hes so handsome.
Yeah he definitely has a big cock.

by Aslak Nakenby June 7, 2021

Alakazam

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.

Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"

by ProfessorPsychic March 9, 2010