Aflak 

to call for your parents of fuck mouse aflak

Aflak! Aflak!

Aflak by Wang wang February 6, 2014

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Alakazoo

1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.

Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."

Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

Aglaka 

An awesome or formidable opponent, ferocious fighter.

The aglaka submitted the champion via rear naked choke in the second round.
The aglaka defeated his opponent with one blow.
When the aglaka appeared all were silent.

Aglaka by Erik18 January 1, 2019

Alakh 

This person is really a cool person. Loves to help everyone. It is not easy to understand him , everyone is first having a wrong image about Alakh's . Alakh's are very much interested in sports are social too. There is a negative point about Alakh person's that they trust people too early but they know who is right and who is wrong still they don't show that. Alakh person's will always have a fake smile on their face although they are expert in not showing that. Their future would be very bright if they choose their choice.

I am very lucky because I have a Alakh friend

Alakh by Themindtracker June 2, 2019

Alakananda 

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.

Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.

Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019

Alaka

An Independent woman. Beautiful, smart, classy, intelligent, crazy, loyal.

friend 1: who is that ?
friend 2: oh thats Alaka fine ass😍

Alaka by fat ma🐱😍 January 9, 2020