Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "
Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"
Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "
I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo
dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."