affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

by vital organ December 13, 2017

Can't-Afford Cop

the worst kind of cop there is. Very controlling and authoritive, the kind that will beat your ass for speeding 5 MPH over the limit or stand in the middle of a busy street at 10am in a dark blue uniform and expect not to get hit.

They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.

Officer Leroy beat me up just for rolling dice in the alley, he's such a can't-afford cop.

by jarvisrolt June 12, 2011

Affort

it's not a for effort it's a for affort... it makes more sense. E for effort and A for affort.

hey, good job A for affort!

by SforStephanie August 27, 2018

afforadorable

something that is both affordable and adorable

Look at this skirt I picked up at TJ Maxx. It's afforadorable!

by Heidelbecky December 29, 2010

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

by Glorymummy January 27, 2021

Affortational

(adj) something requiring much effort with no or very little effort put forth.

affortationally (adv)

Jack had procrastinated for too long and his ten page paper was due in two hours so he realized if he was affortational about it he could finish it in time.

by moihmichigan August 11, 2009

a is for affort

When you try very hard, but instead fail horribly. Typically, it is used when heavy amounts of time have been dedicated to said project.

"I spent two hours studying for my test. I bombed it."

"Well, I guess a is for affort."

by How about nope January 30, 2017