yugo asuma

phenomenal singer. sweetest voice for a guy. kouhai. baka~. have you heard him sing ppl happy birthday.

yugo asuma is underated and a super cool dj.

by your local traitor April 17, 2022

Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

by nina October 21, 2003

Assuming Harkness

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.

"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"

by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011

ASSUME (ass u me)

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

assumption song

There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.

If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)

The assumption song is the funniest thing i've seen on youtube.

by NoobUser!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!one!1 April 4, 2009

atsumoose

A very cool person. You should be their mutual on tiktok.

Oh you don’t follow atsumoose? Well then yer not hot.

by celestrelle March 19, 2021

Asuman

Asuman is a very fun person to hang out with. She has a lot of energy and will put a smile on your face. She's adorable and is usually very very tiny and if your friends with her she will not let anyone bully you because she's the only one who is allowed to bully you. Also this girl is AMAZING at picking a gifts so don't forget to invite her to your party.

OMG I THINK I FORGOT TO INVITE ASUMAN TO MY PARTY I NEED TO CALL HER, NOW.

by Apple sauce yes I said it May 28, 2021