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absurd ethics

A mode of ethics advocating the most irrational means of action possible to allow the inherent chaos of human action agency.
Rudy decided to skip the board meeting in order to shoot pool with a group of total strangers. His reasoning? Absurd ethics.
by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009
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Aberdeen Snowball

The act of your Blowing a load into your girlfriend or wife's mouth during oral sex. Then the girlfriend or wife transfers the load to the asshole that was hitting on her all night at the party, The very asshole that also managed to pass out at yours or her house. Completion of the Aberdeen Snowball is when said victim and Asshole is told in the morning what happened.
"Mike was hitting on Lacey last night, so after he passed out she helped me give him an Aberdeen Snowball. "

"There's nothing better than informing someone that they received an Aberdeen Snowball last night!"
by Scuba Steve 2-146th June 28, 2012
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aberdouche

a bro who wears nothing but abercrombie and always stinks of abercrombie cologne. also known to be a douchebag or a tool of some sort. typically a very big touchy-feely flirt, who plays with girls' emotions, but just leaves them in the end.
did you see that aberdouche up on all them girls last night?
by your one and only toolette December 22, 2010
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absurd

"That guys Escalade on 24s was absurd"
by willR April 29, 2005
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Absera

A beautiful, sweet girl who has a great sense of humor and knowledge. She makes friends easily and stays close with them. If everybody had an Absera, the world would be filled with smiles.
Oh, those kids are laughing at a joke, it must be Absera!
by elyse666 September 22, 2011
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Aberdeen Cry

To sit on a hotel toilet and cry your eyes out, just after losing all your belongings at a club.
Holly was Aberdeen crying after her night out
by Crytopsy88 May 11, 2014
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absurding

unreasonable, illogical, silly, joking(absurd combined with kidding)
Person1: Youre going to summer school
Person2: Are you absurding me, no way!
by LeCapitainSmith November 6, 2011
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