zoinked

Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"

Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice

by PFreeman October 23, 2006

Zoinked

When someone in the Scooby gang has sex

Dude Shaggy just got zoinked

by ThatGuyStaleFrank March 24, 2018

Zoinks!

A form of being surprised.

Zoinks! THAS A RAT BISH!

by stansfn June 14, 2019

Zoink

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected

David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"

by Crouch June 11, 2006

zoink

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

by Nick Baker April 16, 2008

zoinked

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

by labio July 2, 2008

Zoink

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).

It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..

by Zoinkisaurous March 3, 2011