Zoink

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
by Zoinkisaurous February 16, 2011
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