Zazzed

Drunk.

“Dude I’m a little zazzed.”

by Jacebruh January 11, 2019

Zazzed

An adjective originally used by Giulia Blake, of Dublin, Ohio. Zazzed, refers to the feeling you get when "slap happy", and "high on life." When Zazzed, one may start to text random things, such as "HEHAG" or "yeyeyeye."

"I AM ZAZZED RIGHT NOW"
"I wanna get zazzed rn"
"HEHAG"

"YEYEYEYE"

by yeyeyeyeyeye May 8, 2018

zazzera

a harry potter spell no one knows what it does

its not zazzera its zah-Zer-ah

by zah-ZER-ah July 26, 2019

Zazem

The great order of the zazems along with Yossi’s granted abilities control the non-zazems and punish them for their sins. Their team leader is Tom, who can make your girl leave you for him. Their cocks are bigger than whales, and they magnetize pussy like the southern pole. When a non-zazem threatens them, they hit him with a wipe that Yossi gave them and spit on him like a dog.

Girl 1: OMFGGGG!! LOOK! THE GREAT 5 Zazems!!
Girl 2: IM WET, BUT WHERE IS TOM?
Girl 1: HE IS TOO BUSY BEING MODEST

by Yossi’sBeliever November 21, 2021

zazem

Tits

Boy: Wow!! Nice zazem!
Girl: Thanks! wanna check them out? ;)

by Yossi’sBeliever November 22, 2021

ZAZZED OUT

THE ACT OF BECOMING AN ENERGIZED BEAST FOLLOWING MULTIPLES MISTS OF DELECTABLE PZAZ ON UR MF TONGUE

DAMN. THAT DUDE WHO HOLDS THE RECORD FOR HIGHEST POGO STICK JUMP MUST HAVE BEEN SO ZAZZED OUT

by Larry Heaters March 21, 2022

Zazzed

Another synonym for being Stoned out of your mind. Voluntarily or accidentally.

Did it have any THC on it?

No, it's supposed to only have CBD. Yet I'm Zazzed.

by Some dude ZJ January 2, 2023