zakke

Zakke is that tall and cute blonde guy. He loves hes friends and never want to hurt anyone. Zakke gets alot of girls, but he is allways the one to breakup. He's a player of all kind but when he meats the right girl he will be stuck with her for e very long time. Zakke is a very sweet and kind to everyone, he loves to have fun and make others laugh. He work out so he can show off hes sexpack. Most girls would call him a doughbag or a jurk. You love him or you hate him, there's nothing in between.

"omg Zakke is so hot"

by chstal_ October 15, 2017

Zarked

A person’s vigorous and undying loyalty of something they know is bad or low quality, yet they continue to support it in futile hope that their favorite celebrity, television show, place, ect. may someday recover from its lowest point; either out of pity, nostalgic attachment, or everlasting love to the thing, they refuse to accept the reality that the light of their light ended up being so poorly conceived, like a beloved television show that started out as an amazing concept with gorgeous animation and complex characters slowly devolving into nothing but nonsensical toilet humor and animation quality of the poorest form, undeserving of any praise whatsoever, or an inspirational celebrity or idol who revealed their true colors as a dishonorable and an awful human-being, but they manage to look past those important flaws in order to continue loving it, longing for nothing but to see better days for it.

As the seasons of the show progressed, all my friends concluded that the quality of the show got worse and worse, and although I saw where they were coming from, I zarked it too much to fully agree with them

by AAA5555dd August 29, 2018

Zacked

To getfucked so hard you miss school/occupation at least 1 day.

Victoria got stage 5 zacked and didn't show up to school for months.

by CCSDCDCDC February 7, 2019

Zakken

Trash
Alot like Jake Paul a famous idiot

Hey Zakken

Hey

I am trash

by GoldenTigerTheGod August 24, 2020

zacked

when you are hacked by your supposed friend zac, likely part of his attempt to conquer the world

robyn: "the second i opened that image from zac my instagram broke"
elsie: "yeah mine too!"
ruby: "same bro"
mel: "omg really?!"
robyn: "gals... i think we've been zacked"

by slag.gal July 7, 2022

Zarked

Zarked, otherwise known as "Zonked" or "Zanxed", means to be absolutely brain dead and trippin balls. Typically used when someone is drop-dead drunk or high out of their mind, but it can be used for anything, as long as you're smelling colours and reading voices.

"Duuuuuude, I'm like... toootaaally Zarked rn..."
"Dawg go tf to sleep"

by SpectacularCr0w March 24, 2023

zanked

mixing of preworkout and herbal supplements* to create a buzz like no other

"Yo dude I'm "zanked" out right now".
"Bro you tryna get zanked?"

by apartmentinatl February 16, 2025