YMILF

Young male i'd like to fuck. You'd think he'd be a DILF, but shit he don't have no kids...

Examples: Wilbur Soot; Joe Kerry; Dylan O'brien; Timothee Chalamet; Tom Holland; Mark Fishbach; Ethan Nestor; Rodrick (Diary of the Wimpy Kid); Avan Jogia; Harry Potter; Mattheo Riddle, Edward Cullen.

A: I wish I was a DILF, but I'm just a YMILF.
S: yes, dude, you're childless and hot.
A: thanks, mate.

by woohoosammie March 7, 2023

yilf

“youtuber id like to fuck” usually this happens after you’ve been watching a youtuber and they’ve became magically attractive.

“i’m watching a yilf”
“ew their ugly tho?”
“just watch them trust me”

by Leafae March 12, 2025

Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender

when one's father gets his niece pregnant and the baby is stolen by a Jewish docter to have his foreskin eaten off and left to die out in the wild, but having been raised by transgender wolfs who are really sexually active.

person 1: "Hey Joe, how about you tell me about your personal life".
person 2: " ok, well I'm a bit of an Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender".
person 1: "umm, what?"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020