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Woflese

An entire sentence used in a written conversation, but only comprised of the initial letters of each word.

Obviously, decrypting these sentences requires some thought or at least a certain knowledge of the preferred vocabulary of the person speaking Woflese.
HMMHTFAYTD?
(Hello, My Man, How The Fuck Are You Today Dawg)
by Rotator February 28, 2005
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roffles my woffles

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..
That dude Roffles my woffles
by Burdy January 25, 2005
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hephalumps and woozles

what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!
Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.
by Luka September 9, 2003
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woofle

A word for pussy only really used for comedic effect.

See Also:
Nani
Kooter
Cootchie
Snatch
Vagina
Kotch
I can see your woofle!
by Libra Chic September 4, 2005
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Wooples

A furry Creature that lives inside a bigger version called, The Mother Load
1- The Wooples are tiny creatures.
by James September 13, 2003
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woofle snoofling

A long winded usually Nonsense rambling about random topics with no purpose than often leads to sexual innuendoes Often used by Streamer MilkyPimples On Facebook To summarize how his stream is kept alive.
Milky was woofle snoofling on about Absolute shit today on his Warzone stream it's more like a podcast because he dies woofle snoofling all the time.
by MilkyPimples October 6, 2021
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woofle

A woofle can be either:

A waffle made out of dog, as invented by PC and Burger one fateful afternoon,

OR

The most common meaning; similar to the Richter scale, but with two pointed differences. The Woofle is a rating of any real or imaginary quantity or quality, expressed as a rating out of 25. The most important thing to remember about the Woofle is that it is only relative to the most and least of its kind which is graded ONLY BY ITS CURRENT MAXIMA AND MINIMA. That is to say, a Woofle value of 25 does not make something the greatest value possible, merely the greatest value recorded so far. Thus, the playing field is expanded out to either side as time goes on and more Woofle items are compared.

Highly useful for rating all things under the sun, most especially and relevantly;

quality of a substance, excellentness of a day, greatness of a band, etc.

Most applicable for items of a fluctuating and constantly expanding nature.

The commonly denoted symbol for the Woofle is the Wq, or "Woofle Quotient" of a given item.
Today: Wq 3
not quite the worst day I've ever had, but getting close
by Ben Campbell February 18, 2005
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