wonkamaxxing

Dressing like you’re Willy Wonka

“Hey did you see Karl’s fit?”
“Yeah bro he’s wonkamaxxing.”

by Nutche August 18, 2023

Wonking

Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.

We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.

by Chadbing September 3, 2012

wonkette

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.

That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.

by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007

Wonky Tub

To cum in a partners belly button

Brandon? Oh he filled a whole wonky tub. What a legend.

by The alligator cooker February 9, 2015

wonkamax

To dress in an exquisite, Willy Wonka type attire.

Dude is out here Wonkamaxxing in this fit, preposterous

by arrhy August 19, 2023

Soggy Wonka

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.

He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.

by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010

The willy wonka

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.

I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.

by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007