wokeshit

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.

guy 1: "MLB just moved the All-Star game out of Atlanta because of the GA Voter ID bill."
guy 2: "That's some wokeshit. MLB isn't getting any money from me ever again."

by xo rach April 4, 2021

Woke Joke

A person or organization (whose decision makers are) so intent on appearing to be supportive of "social justice" that any semblance of common sense or critical thinking has been abandoned. Woke Jokes will support any trendy social justice cause or organization, join any demonstration or boycott without considering the facts and circumstances surrounding the incident(s) giving rise to such actions. They view those not participating or simply suggesting more information be obtained prior to acting as misguided.

He sent $1,000 to the organization before even looking at its web page. If he had, he would have learned they are opposed to the type of business he owns--he's a total Woke Joke!!

by Travelingmankc May 1, 2021

Wokescold

Someone who scolds others for not being woke enough.

Person 1: this white liberal screeched at me because I said the word lunatic. They said it was a slur for bipolar people. When I told them I was bipolar, they got on their knees and started begging for my forgiveness.

Person 2: that guy must be a wokescold.

by the foochie February 11, 2022

Wokefest

Short for Woke Festival. When a television show demonstrates blatant and obsessive virtue signaling to the point where that seems to be the primary reason for it to exist rather than as entertainment.

The new Trek TV series doesn't have a plot, it's just a wokefest of actors.

by thedm96 January 8, 2021

Pa-woke

The lowest breed of human degenerates that comprises the 3% of the population; sharing the same shitty opinions, tweeting and ranting if it only fits their narrative and stuff. They think being pa-woke with their selective power of justice, bestowed upon them by Twitter will save the Earth from degeneracy and feed the poor, not knowing they only make themselves look like a cringey, pathetic case of whiny nutjobs.

They are the minority that no one wants and no one asked for. A minor inconvenience and a disgrace to the society that needs to be obliterated before infecting others.

On the contrary, this is not a word for smart-shaming since being pa-woke is not a smart thing to be, it has never been. They are pathetic morons.

Pa-woke: omg i hate this goverment it sucks they dont feed the poor omg #resist #feedthepoor

Also Pa-woke: omg did you hear about the new iphone it looks good i wonder how much it costs me if i sell my old iphone for that. #blessed

by Iloathepawokes April 23, 2020

New Woke City

Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.

That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.

by La Pluma May 12, 2021

wokehole

an annoying self-righteous leftist. A supercilious leftist.

Gawd I am so sick of these wokeholes that think everything is racists. Know nobody is going to hire college graduates anymore because they are just a bunch of wokeholes.

by supercilious2 July 13, 2020