Woketrash

A genre applied to “woke” media.

Especially in the case of a new addition to a previously not “woke” brand which is written by new “woke” writers and contains a “woke” message.

Example: Star Wars, Doctor Who

“What’s on Netflix?”
“Just more woketrash.”

by Reason is good December 2, 2020

Woketrum

A hysterical outburst by a SJW which is usually followed by a tedious and fact-free lecture.

Tyler heard a climate skeptic question the science behind climate change and had a woketrum.

by Gnomesayin December 7, 2019

wokehold

When you drop so much wokeness on somebody that they can’t breathe

“What happened to Steve last night?”
“Steve we went to Camp Flog Gnaw, got caught in a wokehold and died.”

“Whoa dude, get me out this wokehold. I can’t breathe!”

“I was arguing with a Trump Supporter last week and I totally put him in a wokehold.”

by Oxtard911 June 8, 2020

Woketoid

A term created to accomplish 2 things:

1. Mock the people who are self-righteous virtue signalers who cannot stop trying to show the world they are "woke" at any given chance.
2. Woke" started being used derogatorily too much, recently, so a new term needed to be created to differentiate between real social justice warriors (who should be respected) and the fakers.

"They are a woketoid because they use every opportunity to police language and correct others all in the name of 'DEI' but they secretly minorities are disgusting and dumb."

by Dominasty1 September 22, 2023

woketardigan

The figurative act of changing into a cardigan of moral authority in preparation for delivering a lecture demanding strict and immediate adherence to the current standards of political correctness.

Welp. There's Don Lemon on CNN, slipping on his woketardigan to tell us all how everything is proof systemic racism and if you don't agree, you should be permabanned by Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, plus force-fed several copies of Robin DiAngelo's tomes of hate.

by Ministry of Fragility August 7, 2020

woketivism

Believing activism, and therefore change, can be achieved via engagements through social media against positions opposite of one's views.

All the woketivism in the world won't feed a single person, grant care to those in need, or even change someone's view.

Daryl uses Woketivism to feel like he's making a difference in a world that 99.999% of the population will never read his comment.

by 3rdeye7 October 17, 2022

Woketard

(In politics) A Politician that identifies with his Race Ethnicity or Nationality instead of his Citizenship

Joe Biden is such a Woketard

by Qanon ymous February 24, 2022