wifanizer

Pronounced "wife-a-nizer". A man who is forever friend-zoned with every woman but thinks they all want him.

"You see Jake over there hitting on that girl"

"Yeah he's a wifanizer for real"
"He's got no chance"

"That dude ain't nothing but a wifanizer"
"He'll never hit that"

by PTabb22 December 21, 2017

wifalas

The diagonally-checkered rainbow flags of the Incas and their descendents, the Quechua people. Recently used as symbols of ethnic pride by these people, wifalas have now fallen somewhat out of favor because of outsiders confusing ihe flags with the rainbow flags of the gay community. Also spelled "wipfalas". The singular form is "wifala" or "wipfala". Pronounced "WEE-fah-lah(ss)".

Levante wifalas de Tahuantinsuyo!

by pentozali May 7, 2008

wifail

a win directly followed by a fail and vice-versa

"I broke and fixed my iphone all in the span of 5 minutes. WIFAIL"

by bantika February 18, 2010

wifancée

A woman who you have courthouse married (your wife) but have not had the planned wedding yet with family and friends (your fiancée).

Pronounced "why-fawn-say"

My wifancée and I are meeting with the florist to make arrangements.

by DirtyHeadsWylee September 29, 2019

wifand

wifand is flamboyant person named kelly.

wifand is flambyoant

by other wifand November 19, 2021

wifagated lie

Someone that’s telling a bold lie

You’re telling a wifagated lie

by anonymous October 10, 2021

wifak

A girl name, that means harmony.
Girls with this name are named to be very beautiful, sensitive, smart and attractive. They mostly need love and affection, they never fall in love but when they do, it's gonna be forever.
It is said that they always get what they want.

-I'm so lucky, I have met Wifak in my life.
-Omg, this must be a miracle, Wifak loves me.

by Unknown_person_ November 21, 2021