wifand

wifand is flamboyant person named kelly.

wifand is flambyoant

by other wifand November 19, 2021

WiFinding

The act of driving around in your car, riding a bicycle, walking etc. in search of Wireless Internet for your laptop or other web enabled device.

Yea, my beach house doesn't have Wifi so I had to go WiFinding to check Facebook, luckily I found a network only 2 blocks down.

by WiAsk? July 24, 2009

wilanders

Wilanders (n. pl) – Testicles. Named after Mats Wilander, the former professional tennis player, who controversially suggested that world number one tennis player Roger Federer "has no balls". Typically used in a metaphorical, rather than a physiological, sense.

"Wow, those NASCAR folks sure have big Wilanders!" - from tennis.com

by Lucy_AU September 20, 2006

Waifando

A Waifando is person that either switches genders constantly or is gender neutral
A Waifando is the combination of Waifu and Husbando

Emporio Ivankov is my waifando

I'm dating a non binary person, they're my waifando

by The DeathMaster January 27, 2020

WTFandango

another way to say WTF or what the fuck.

WTFandango is that jew doing dressed up as Jesus?

by Joseph duncombe October 29, 2005

wifanker

1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with

1) Two friends at a bar:

guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"

2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"

3) girlfriend to girlfriend:

gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"

by Rolee January 4, 2017

Waifando

Robert EO Speedwagon

Speedwagon is considered as a best waifu as well as husbando. So he's the best Waifando.

by Saitama 777 March 4, 2021