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wifand by other wifand November 19, 2021
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Waifando
A Waifando is person that either switches genders constantly or is gender neutral
A Waifando is the combination of Waifu and Husbando
A Waifando is the combination of Waifu and Husbando
Waifando by The DeathMaster January 27, 2020
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WTFandango by Joseph duncombe October 29, 2005
wifanker
1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
1) Two friends at a bar:
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"
3) girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"
3) girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
Waifando
Waifando by Saitama 777 March 4, 2021
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