1) Two friends at a bar:
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people
conversating"
3)
girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a
waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"