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WiFinding 

The act of driving around in your car, riding a bicycle, walking etc. in search of Wireless Internet for your laptop or other web enabled device.
Yea, my beach house doesn't have Wifi so I had to go WiFinding to check Facebook, luckily I found a network only 2 blocks down.
WiFinding by WiAsk? July 24, 2009
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wilanders 

Wilanders (n. pl) – Testicles. Named after Mats Wilander, the former professional tennis player, who controversially suggested that world number one tennis player Roger Federer "has no balls". Typically used in a metaphorical, rather than a physiological, sense.
"Wow, those NASCAR folks sure have big Wilanders!" - from tennis.com
wilanders by Lucy_AU September 20, 2006

Waifando 

A Waifando is person that either switches genders constantly or is gender neutral
A Waifando is the combination of Waifu and Husbando
Emporio Ivankov is my waifando

I'm dating a non binary person, they're my waifando
Waifando by The DeathMaster January 27, 2020

WTFandango 

WTFandango is that jew doing dressed up as Jesus?
WTFandango by Joseph duncombe October 29, 2005

wifanker 

1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
1) Two friends at a bar:

guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"

2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"

3) girlfriend to girlfriend:

gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
wifanker by Rolee January 4, 2017

Waifando 

Speedwagon is considered as a best waifu as well as husbando. So he's the best Waifando.
Waifando by Saitama 777 March 4, 2021