Definitions by PTabb22

wifanizer 

Pronounced "wife-a-nizer". A man who is forever friend-zoned with every woman but thinks they all want him.

"You see Jake over there hitting on that girl"

"Yeah he's a wifanizer for real"
"He's got no chance"

"That dude ain't nothing but a wifanizer"
"He'll never hit that"

wifanizer by PTabb22 December 21, 2017