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touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.
GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined
by guacablowme November 12, 2009
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wienermobile

A orange hotdog on a yellow bun that drives around making stops to promote Oscar Mayer hotdogs.

John's 3 ft long wiener, that is 18 inches tall.
The wienermobile raced down the street at 5 MPH.

John has a huge wienermobile, i want to grab ahold of it.
by tireball.com July 11, 2004
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Wiener Cousins By Association

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association
My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association
by celphchaos June 30, 2010
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wiener picture wednesday

Sending wiener pictures to your friends on Wednesdays if your name is Jeremy.
His girlfriend flipped out when she found out he was sending wiener picture Wednesday photos to whores.
by Get the Mac February 22, 2018
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Wiener Cheese

A yellow crusty residue that resembles that of a dried spray cheese, commonly found on the gooch or shaft, of the male genitalia and is the result of low personal hygiene.
Peter get your disgusting wiener cheese away from me.
by C-note tha rula March 20, 2010
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bobbo's wiener

the phrase someone shouts as they stick their finger in someone elses mouth, horizontally.
kurt: *YAWN*

ian: ..."bobbo's wiener!" *sticks finger in kurts mouth*

kurt: "ack! ugh!...dick!"
by kurticus June 6, 2007
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Wiener Flu

Obtaining A STD while having a one night stand.
PJ got Wiener Flu from the chick he left the bar with.
by Gonz616 February 1, 2017
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