Whipitis

A disease that effects the hip region of an otherwise attractive female. This female has extremely wide hips so much so that they take a stunning woman and make the male species not want to reproduce with her. She is fantastic looking from the waist up but from the waist down she is a beast.

W(ide)HIPITIS

Evan: Look at the hot girl sitting over there
Eric: Are you kidding?
Evan: No she looks amazing
Eric: Dude, when she stands up you'll see that she has the worst case of Whipitis I have ever seen, stand clear.

"That girl over there has a severe case of Whipitis"

by Whipitis Expert May 19, 2006

whipitail

Big free-flying shlong (penis) the cracking action of a flailing knobshaft.

'Whipsnap of my whipitail, and the beast was done'

by tuloola jigaboo June 7, 2007

Whippits

Inhaling CO2 (not nitrous oxide you fucktards) to induce a short but intense high. Name derived from inhaling the propellent from whipcream bottles. Can also be performed with CO2 cartridges used in paintball guns and "dust-off" keyboad cleaner.

Bobo "pass me the cracker"
Anthony "Here"
*ssssssssttttttt*
Anthony "pass it back dude"
Bobo (in very deep voice) "hahaha, what?"
Anthony "the whippits, pass em back retard"
Bobo "wubwubwubwub!! Hahahaha"

by Herzesser October 21, 2012