wet fart

wet farts do NOT exist!
one simply follows through.
one shits oneself!

my drawers have got shit in them
after i farted

by brown keks June 29, 2003

wet fart

A loud fart...umm it comes from your bumm!

baaannnnggg boooommmmm kaaaboooommmm that was an awesome wet fart man !!

by fhgf July 17, 2006

wet fart

a fart that is wet and that shaun mason gets alot because it reduces friction between your anaus and the other persons privates

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.

my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.

by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004

big wet fart

Why did you look this up.

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.

by Macabitz July 15, 2021

wet fart

When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart

i realeased a wet fart on him

by dog chain April 3, 2005

wet fart nugget

Reminance of a wet fart compressed into a small nugget.

Shit i thought that fart nugget was a chocolate nugget.

by Joel March 26, 2003