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Weener Cousin

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.
Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!
by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010
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Matt Weaver

Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
Matt Weaver is a small weasle like human.Ted
by Admin333 June 16, 2011
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weezer fever

The sudden rekindled love of the band Weezer having just heard their new song 'Pork and Beans'.
Man one: ''Oh man, have you heard Weezer's new track Pork and Beans''

Man two: ''Yeah bro! I've totally like just come down with an extreme case of Weezer Fever!
by TheColonel11 June 23, 2008
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Weezer

An awesome band that got accused of trying to be "emo", because the lead singer wears thick rimmed glasses and writes melody based rock with often sad, emotional lyrics. They're not emo, and people who accuse them of trying to be are lame.
Weezer will probably go down in history for its single, "Buddy Holly", and the very well-edited splice-work video that went along with it.
by Alex January 25, 2004
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Yoghurt Weaver

A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and compost bin'discharge'.

Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; Enya
Instrument of choice; Harp
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, mime, moon dancing, muesli making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.
The 'yoghurt weavers' formed a circle of light at the 'Breathe your way to Wholeness and Bliss' festival in honour of the Playtypus that had been found floating belly up in the nearby creek.
by Lollib August 15, 2006
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pulling a Weaver

falling asleep or passing out with a full alcoholic beverage in your hand and spilling it all over yourself
I woke up soaking wet after pulling a Weaver.
by Red D January 11, 2009
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Weederpillar

1. A person who frequently mooches off of the weed supply of others/only comes around to hand out when/if weed will be present.
2. An explanation for the mysterious disappearance of parts of your marijuana plants.
"Hey guys! What happened to all my weed?"
"Oh I don't know, maybe a bug ate it..."
"Damn those motherfucking weederpillars!!!"
by Jezzebelle May 10, 2008
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