Water

Liquid form of PCP, although due to the popularity of both the drug and the term now relates to any form of the drug.

Yo fool lay off the water
Wan't some water-dipped blunts hommie

by The Truth December 1, 2004

Water

Domesticated Ocean

Domesticated ocean is another name for water that will annoy normies when you use it. e.g
You: I just had a great drink
Friend: What was it?
You: A bottle of domesticated ocean
Friend: We aren't friends anymore

by Emosaurus Rex November 29, 2018

Water

My homie, water, is a lifestyle, water is a way of life, water... Is something you need to fucking live what did you expect

Holy fuck, I'm parched, I need me some water

by Royyyyytravis February 28, 2021

Water

A colorless, transparent, odorless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.
Also why did you look this up? Its water you da*m well know what this is.

Girl 1 "mom I have a headache."
Girl 2 "Drink some water."
Girl 1 "Mom my boyfriend cheated on me."
Girl 2 "Go drink some water."

by CapriDaughter September 25, 2020

Water

Toronto slang used to refer to events or situations that are in the past and consequently no longer to be regarded as important or as a source of concern. Short form for water under the bridge.

Synonyms:
Light, Calm

Toronto Man 1: Yo I heard you fucked my sister, wtf.
Toronto Man 2: Yeah I did. Is it water fam?
Toronto Man 1: Yeah bro, no worries its water.

by cottonpicker12345 December 6, 2020

Water

A erection's arch nemesis

Andrew and Jamie were naked and making out near the pool. Jamie's pussy was soaking wet and Andrew cock was rock-solid and 11 inches long. When Andrew stood up he accidentally fell in the pool. Then it happened. His testicles instantly shriveled up, his cock stung, and the water flushed out all the blood and filled his dick. When he got out, Jamie was laughing at the size of his dick. Instead of being as solid as rock, his dick was as soft as a blanket and instead of being 11 inches long, his cock was the size of a popcorn kernel. Jamie ran up to him and they kept making out. When they kissed, Andrew had something go into his mouth, While kissing, Andrew opened his eyes and looked at Jamie's sweater. There was a pack of VIAGRA in the pocket... and one was missing. Suddenly all the water in his cock started dripping out and his dick became warm again, his testicles slowly started drooping, and his cock instantly started stretching out again, eventually poking Jamie. As they laughed, they kept making out.

by Suki1234 January 24, 2018

Water

If you don't know what water is, welcome to Earth!

Alien: "WTF is this thing called... Water?"

by DCOgle July 17, 2014