by Jason Linsdell November 08, 2005
A two-bit trouble causin' monster
If you've got a pulse he'll fight you
If you've got doofer he'll phone you
If u support England he'll sing with you
If your a GUFF CUNT he'll love you
If you've got a pulse he'll fight you
If you've got doofer he'll phone you
If u support England he'll sing with you
If your a GUFF CUNT he'll love you
Chief's got doofer....
Chief's with his muckers at the monk's trailer smokin the wacky backy.....
His phone goes....
Fuck sake its wands, what does he want
--Slurred voice down the phone...
Aye chief, its wands, fuckin, wot the fuck, fuckin, u got any fuckin doofer ,like man. im fuckin wasted, been fightin 40 irish boys in breakers and i won
Chief's with his muckers at the monk's trailer smokin the wacky backy.....
His phone goes....
Fuck sake its wands, what does he want
--Slurred voice down the phone...
Aye chief, its wands, fuckin, wot the fuck, fuckin, u got any fuckin doofer ,like man. im fuckin wasted, been fightin 40 irish boys in breakers and i won
by Gav Reid, represent bitch July 22, 2004
Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by murribunda December 28, 2021
by k2mancash January 20, 2012
The selfie stick
by ManChildSyndrome January 01, 2015
a long pole in which narcissistic people attach a cell phone to in order to get a better picture of themselves.
by HypnotoadAZ March 16, 2015
The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.
"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"
by Hypertronix January 06, 2017