wand

Cornish way of saying, "one hand."

"His bit be so small he can only fit wand orn it."

by Jason Linsdell December 19, 2005

Wands

A two-bit trouble causin' monster
If you've got a pulse he'll fight you
If you've got doofer he'll phone you
If u support England he'll sing with you
If your a GUFF CUNT he'll love you

Chief's got doofer....

Chief's with his muckers at the monk's trailer smokin the wacky backy.....

His phone goes....

Fuck sake its wands, what does he want

--Slurred voice down the phone...
Aye chief, its wands, fuckin, wot the fuck, fuckin, u got any fuckin doofer ,like man. im fuckin wasted, been fightin 40 irish boys in breakers and i won

by Gav Reid, represent bitch July 22, 2004

The Elder Wand

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by murribunda December 28, 2021

Wand of life

penis

Harry Potter pulled his Wand of Life out of Ginny.

by k2mancash February 5, 2012

Wand of Narcissus

The selfie stick

There goes Becky, taking a selfie with her Wand of Narcissus, again.

by ManChildSyndrome January 1, 2015

narcissistic wand

a long pole in which narcissistic people attach a cell phone to in order to get a better picture of themselves.

I can't believe she is using her narcissistic wand again, what a bitch!

by HypnotoadAZ March 16, 2015

Harry's wand

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.

"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"

by Hypertronix January 5, 2017