by Crazy Eyes March 1, 2005
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by Crushtor December 26, 2004
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Diminutive for wanker.
William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.
by Jet Gorgon March 29, 2008
Get the wanklette mug.When a bunch of guys stand around in a circle and jerk off onto a waffle in the middle of them. Last person to cum eats the waffle.
by The Real Player 1 January 29, 2010
Get the Wafflejerk mug.1. n. The most amazing combination of waffle and taco. This mind blowing object is the most powerful and destructive thing in the universe. The power of the waffletaco can be held deep within oneself.
2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you're wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"
2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you're wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"
1. "You can do it, you have the power of the waffletaco in your heart."
2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a blob thrown into a deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?
2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a blob thrown into a deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?
by hxcmayownsyourface January 25, 2009
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Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped!
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Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!
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Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!
by Barisson Soldou August 22, 2006
Get the Wafflestomped mug.of or pertaining to an action resembling wafflestomping. Have you ever seen the movie 'the perfect storm'? Have you ever been to the wafflehouse? It is similar to a combination of those two things.
by Notorious P.A.T. December 18, 2008
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