Man Wagging

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.

Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Dick wagging

The outrageous and rowdy display of alpha male masculinity in a public setting. A guy talks and brags loudly, waves his arms to exaggerate his size and power and even intimidates other guys and girls in a display of dominance. The behavior can be attractive, but often becomes irritating quickly.

These guys at the bar have been dick wagging all night long. I am tired of their crap, so I'm leaving. obnoxious, cocky,alpha male, bravado, tool, egomaniac, arrogant

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2015

There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020

wagging

Skipping part or all of a day at school.
Often to go smoke or do drugs.
Usually punished quite heavily by schools e.g 2 after school detentions for every period wagged.

"How'd ya get so many dets?"
"For wagging a whole day!"

by idontwagcozimcool August 11, 2006

Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.
The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

by Slyke The Phoxenix October 19, 2007

wading river

home of the woods rats and duck pond dwellers. in the woods rats side of town, you are most likley to find young teens congregating in the woods riding atv's or bicycles its also common to find teens and young adults building treeforts out of scrap wood. the deli is common place for "meeting up" weed is always being smoked, ciggarettes being bummmed, and beer being drank. this side of town is commonly called "the teen streets". in the duck pond dwellers side of town, you will always see cars parked in a parking lot near a pond full of ducks thinking they are cool. they often pop pills, and only leave to migrate to the beach, mcdonalds or hess

im chillin in wading river yo

by teeennnss betchh October 16, 2008

Wading River

Wading River is located in Eastern Long Island NY. This town is pretty to visitors but sucks to live in because there is nothing to do. The winter is hell. During the summer you live on the beach and party. You have to drive far to get anywhere that is fun. Wading River is part of the Shoreham-Wading River School District and Wading River is defiantly better then Shoreham. Bagel Buddys is way better then the Bagel Lady and Wading River has "THE" Deli. The youth is spoiled. The school is good but has mad stupid rules and no cafeteria. It is full of mold and the middle school is actually falling down. Whenever students dont get their way their mommys call, complain and fix everything for their little brats. Its full of privileged, ungrateful snobs. Everyone believes their life is the worst ever and cry at night in their mansions. Everyone is pretty preppy besides a few misfits. All the boys basically dress like fagots. You know your a loser and your life will amount to nothing if you work at King Kullen. Lacrosse dominates this town winning states several times in the past few years and supported by All American players. Also we support a pretty sweet track/cross country team. For the kids who dont do sports there are also recreational options such as weed, shrooms and heroin. This town has a lot to offer.... not really

Yo Shoreham-Wading River sucks mad balls

by PeaceOne February 2, 2010