What Would Zombie Jesus Do?
I wanted to know what WWZJD stands for, so I thought to myself: JFGI. And this turned out to be the meaning.
Saddened by the fact that there isn't a definition on Urbandictionary, I asked myself WWZJD? and put it up there myself.
Saddened by the fact that there isn't a definition on Urbandictionary, I asked myself WWZJD? and put it up there myself.
by ZombieJesusHimself? February 24, 2008
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by Luke January 30, 2003
Get the WWJD mug.Stands for "What Would Jesus Do?", where "Jesus" refers to Jesus of Nazareth (see New Testament). Often printed on cheap bracelets or along the length of lanyards.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation.
"I'm not sure if I should write this webpage script in Perl, Java or PHP. Hmm, What Would Jesus do?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry."
"Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry."
"Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?"
by Bill M. July 30, 2004
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1. (verb) The application of cool, or otherwise sexy-scandalous. Usually pertains to the ability to captivate and inspire a number of people with ease. 2. (noun) or to be the sufferer of a rare autosomal recessive disorder that causes the affected person to ooze charisma unintentionally.
1. Man walks onto set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and says, "Where is the parking lot?" Promptly, Angelina Jolie who was in the middle of the romp scene with Brad stops what she is doing and jumps the man, tearing his clothes off. Man pretends to be surprised, but actually he isn't because he is pulling a wajdi.
After the fact:
Hazim (man): "Yo, you won't believe what I did on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith last year."
Acap (Hazim's roommate): "What?"
Hazim: "I wajdied Angelina Jolie in the middle of the romp scene."
Acap: "No way.. damn genes."
2. Man in example one happens to suffer from Wajdi.
After the fact:
Hazim (man): "Yo, you won't believe what I did on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith last year."
Acap (Hazim's roommate): "What?"
Hazim: "I wajdied Angelina Jolie in the middle of the romp scene."
Acap: "No way.. damn genes."
2. Man in example one happens to suffer from Wajdi.
by Ayub May 7, 2008
Get the Wajdi mug.What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.
Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
by crazycyrax June 5, 2009
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