WWAJD

Abbreviation of What would a Jew do. If you are in a heated situation and don't know what to do, think what would a Jew do.The answer of course being civil litigation,accounting, and/or becoming whiny.

Tony Danza "I'm stuck on this problem and have no sure fire method of solving it"

Ryu from Street Fighter " You have to ask yourself WWAJD"

Tony Danza "Do you think its strange that a prominent sitcom actor from the 80's and a fictional videogame character are engaged in a conversation?"

Ryu from Street fighter "No stranger than asking yourself WWAJD"

by HarryBalzonya March 28, 2011

wajdoi

Simply put, a state of mind. A state of enlightenment above all others. The Gospel.

And as such, it fills the role of anything and everything.

Wajdoi is.

Person 1:Oh no!!! My girlfriend just cucked me and my dog died i feel like hanging myself...

Person 2: wajdoi!1!!1one1 :it:

by Eddie_ December 11, 2020

wajdoi

Whatever you need, wajdoi is. It is within us all, the soul purpose behind each and every action of each and every being; no matter living or dead. If wajdoi were to manifest into a physical entity, all life on Earth as we know it would cease to exist.

I said that's wajdoi!!!
And as funny as it may seem
Some people get their waj
Stomping on a doi
But I don't let it, let it get me down
Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around doi doi doi doi !!! :wajkd :it::waj:!!! :doi:

by faIco March 30, 2021

wwavd

What Would Aaron Vanover Do?
When one contemplates a situation and wants to determine their course of action, they simply ask what their thiccest, craziest homie would do in said position

Homie 1: bro, I’m gonna jump off this balcony
Homie 2: I don’t know man, it’s awful high and you’re awful thicc
Homie 1: wwavd?
Homie 2: he’d probably jump, and he’s the thiccest homie in the land, go ahead bro

by kaiserevando September 5, 2020

Wajd

If you know a Wajd then you have probably met one of the most lovely people in your life.

Just by seeing them you'll find yourself smiling. You will always remember a Wajd.

key features are amazing hair as well as brilliant eyes and the voice of an angel.
Never ever let this person go because they will be there for you through all the times.

Boy #1: Did you hear that girl singing
Boy #2: Yeah, think they're a Wajd

by weareanonymoose April 13, 2013

WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

Wajdi

An Arabic name meaning "my love." An extraordinary man whose innate intelligence, kindness, wit, and courage are clear to everyone but himself (a fact his 'light' tries to illuminate for him day by day). A man born with the seed of greatness inside of him, which will flourish, given the proper care and the courage to take leaps without knowing where he might gain his balance again. A man who I met once and never let go for fear of losing the love of my life and the most extraordinary person I've ever met. One with whom to grow in a lifetime of love, laughter, and adventure, in search for fulfillment of mutual ambitions and the quiet moments of deep contentment.

"I wrote this definition for Wajdi without telling him; maybe one day, chance will bring him here, and he'll be reminded again of how much I love him and how deserving he is of that love."

by ckonscider August 7, 2014