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Velcro Vagina

A desperate, single older woman who throws herself at all of the men she meets.
Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.
by Smarty4u August 14, 2017
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Velcro Gloves

Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.
Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?
by Jellyphant July 29, 2003
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velcrofart

a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
by bromp April 16, 2009
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Velcro Cowboy

A male who grows facial hair to the point where it gets entangled with pubic hair when performing cunnalingus.
That dude is a real Velcro Cowboy. I can't tell what's pubic hair and what's actual facial hair.
by Sarsaparilla Sally November 27, 2012
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Velcrosnuggle

When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.
Bob and Dave velcrosnuggled the night away in the sleeping bag.
by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013
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velcro pygmies

the most kick ass cover band with the hottest band members
Hey guys... let's go watch the velcro pygmies... i heard they were awesome
by what is yo October 18, 2008
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Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed
My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
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