Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.
by Smarty4u August 14, 2017
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by Jellyphant July 29, 2003
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a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
by bromp April 16, 2009
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by Sarsaparilla Sally November 27, 2012
Get the Velcro Cowboy mug.When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.
by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013
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Get the velcro pygmies mug.My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.
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