Vasco Ignus 

a homosexual who loves to get it in the ass constantly while designing a shitty website and posting on a roleplay message board; an individual who relishes in wasting hard drive space; a fucking liar who's goal in life is to target people who are obviously better than him and have much larger balls than he will ever have

Nick Maynard, Ignus

Vasco Ignus by Revolve June 3, 2004

Vasco da Gama 

Club de Regatas Vasco da Gama, usually known as Vasco da Gama or simply Vasco, (after the famous Portuguese explorer of the same name) is a Brazilian sports club from Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, founded on August 21, 1898 (although the football department started on November 5, 1915). It was founded by Portuguese immigrants, and it is still the team traditionally supported by the Portuguese community of Rio de Janeiro.

O Vasco é o time da virada... o vasco é o time do amor
Juninho Pernambucano played at Vasco da Gama from 1995 to 2001

Vasco da Gama by O Almirante June 1, 2007

Vasco da Gama 

The smashing and grinding of one's crotch on the face of another. Different variations may be added, such as a leap through the air, being thrown by a person on to another, or simply stripping off your clothes before administering the Vasco Da Gama

Matt gave the first and best Vasco Da Gama to Nathan in San Antonio. It lasted for more than 3 minutes.

Vasco da Gama by Matt Montgomery: The creator of the Vasco February 3, 2005

Vasco da Gama 

1:A performance in which a man puts his scrotum upon one's face then begins to hump quickly with force while yelling the words "Vasco da Gama."

2:Sexual abuse technique group(includes the infamous Hernando Cortez). Name originates from first use of the orignal technique, which was the first complete thought which came to the administer's head.1

Nathan was laying quietly on the couch when suddenly his peace was interruped by Matt's Vasco da Gama which left him scarred mentally.

Vasco da Gama by Warren April 12, 2004

Vasco Ignus 

1) A general term for stupidity and incompetence, implied in cases in which the above is applied in large quantities constantly. In other words, Vasco Ignus is an insult used to imply that there is never a period in time in which the person called such is not, has not been, or will never be stupid. You could call it perpetual stupidity.
2) Nicholas Wade Maynard

The sheer idiocy is already implied, and therefore no examples are needed.

Vasco Ignus by RC_rep February 1, 2005

vasco ignus 

The lowest possible form of humanity.
Receeding into ones mind so much that one starts to lose sanity and reality so quickly that one tends to play RPG's instead of encumbering real life tasks like going to the bathroom. Side effects of Vasco Ignus Syndrome are simmilar to that of the dreaded Everquest syndrome.

Nick: Oh my god I think I have VIS.
Sandstorm: Looks like you better go kill yourself then.

vasco ignus by Sandstorm February 24, 2005

Vasco joke 

An awful joke

"that joke was a total Vasco joke"

Vasco joke by BoolinBotato January 19, 2020