An extremely white town near Los Angeles where there is absolutely no crime and good weather. Rich as hell and hot babes. Most of the kids go to college of the canyons for like 7 years because their parents support them.
The best place to find good weed...period.
The best place to find good weed...period.
by valencia2005 October 13, 2005
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A play on words involving violence and the fashion line Balenciaga.
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He insulted my executive luggage with the genuine leather embellishments so I had to introduce him to some violenciaga.
Why give him a knuckle sandwich when you can give him some violenciaga?
Why give him a knuckle sandwich when you can give him some violenciaga?
by Sleepingupappearances May 25, 2023
Get the Violenciaga mug.Mostly white town outside out Los Angeles, full of huge expensive houses that all look the same. Most of the (young) wives have had some variation of plastic surgery to look good for their successful (older) husbands. Anyone over the age of 12 has at one point done drugs in an attempt to kill the mind numbing boredom and monotony. If anyone is perceived as even remotely unique they are immediately alienated by their peer group, because of the innate conformist nature. 75% of the population is on a prescribed medication, and the other 25% is either suicidal or fascist.
by lira October 29, 2007
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-pretty good footbal team
-really good tennis team
-took away the castaic kids from WRHS
-band kinda sux
-kids with serious issues
-pretty good footbal team
-really good tennis team
-took away the castaic kids from WRHS
-band kinda sux
-kids with serious issues
random girl: "hey i really need a joint, do u have one?"
second rg: "noo ugg me to i havent had sex or a smoke in like a week it been hell!"
random girl: "wow ur a slut u have slept with the whole valencia high school football team"
second rg: "noo ugg me to i havent had sex or a smoke in like a week it been hell!"
random girl: "wow ur a slut u have slept with the whole valencia high school football team"
by diufhow January 13, 2009
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2. A material thing which is cursed.
3. An obstacle to success.
Origin: An urban legend in which a man named Carlos Valencia toured the country as one of the world's greatest jugglers, in the late 19th century. One week, the circus show was cancelled, and Carlos came home early only to discover his wife in bed with another man- a man who wore nothing except for a black Fedora. As the man leapt from Carlos' bed, and out of the house, his Fedora fell to the ground. His wife ran after, and from that day on Carlos could never juggle again. He would throw the balls up, but he couldn't remember how to catch them. The circus fired him, and he quickly lost his house. Legend has it, that to carry his shame, he lived the rest of his days wandering the streets of a southern city, wearing only that Fedora. One day, years later, a man recognized him in the street and stopped. It was a fire eater from the circus. The man said, “Carlos. You looked better without the Fedora.” “No,” came the solemn reply. "Carlos," said the veteran fire eater, "Lose the Fedora." "No," came the reply. Then the fire eater offered to buy the Fedora from him, but Carlos said, "It's not for sale sir. I will never let this hat be worn by another man, as that man will surely look better than I.”
2. A material thing which is cursed.
3. An obstacle to success.
Origin: An urban legend in which a man named Carlos Valencia toured the country as one of the world's greatest jugglers, in the late 19th century. One week, the circus show was cancelled, and Carlos came home early only to discover his wife in bed with another man- a man who wore nothing except for a black Fedora. As the man leapt from Carlos' bed, and out of the house, his Fedora fell to the ground. His wife ran after, and from that day on Carlos could never juggle again. He would throw the balls up, but he couldn't remember how to catch them. The circus fired him, and he quickly lost his house. Legend has it, that to carry his shame, he lived the rest of his days wandering the streets of a southern city, wearing only that Fedora. One day, years later, a man recognized him in the street and stopped. It was a fire eater from the circus. The man said, “Carlos. You looked better without the Fedora.” “No,” came the solemn reply. "Carlos," said the veteran fire eater, "Lose the Fedora." "No," came the reply. Then the fire eater offered to buy the Fedora from him, but Carlos said, "It's not for sale sir. I will never let this hat be worn by another man, as that man will surely look better than I.”
1. "How come everytime the Bills get to the Super Bowl they pull a Carlos Valencia?"
2. Pirate: "Son of a Bitch!"
Wench: "What's the matter?"
Pirate: I just saw an Albatross. We've been Carlos Valenciad."
Wench: What does that mean?
Pirate: Shut the hell up wench!
3.
"You just got Carlos Valenciad."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your wife's been hooking up with a dude who wears a Fedora."
"No!"
2. Pirate: "Son of a Bitch!"
Wench: "What's the matter?"
Pirate: I just saw an Albatross. We've been Carlos Valenciad."
Wench: What does that mean?
Pirate: Shut the hell up wench!
3.
"You just got Carlos Valenciad."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean your wife's been hooking up with a dude who wears a Fedora."
"No!"
by Joseph Zimmerman September 6, 2008
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