A extremely man loving person. Loves old rich men and Big Big Chicken. He is in no way gay, just loves men. He is a extremely confusing person, he loves both chicken and cats. If you think im talking about THAT, then there is something wrong with you, please find a therapist.
Thank youguys for watching, make sure to smash that like button and kill that subscribe button, my name is balenciaga, and Im looking for men around my area.
Balenciaga is a fashion house founded by Cristóbal Balenciaga, a Basque designer, born in the Basque Country, Spain. He had a reputation as a couturier of uncompromising standards and was referred to as "the master of us all" by Christian Dior. His bubble skirts and odd, feminine, yet ultra-modern shapes were trademarks of the house. The house of Balenciaga is now owned by the French multinational company PPR.
He's still legendary, Jewish and from Sherman Oaks but now Dodge Peck aka LTNAP has discovered the joys of Armenian Coo.
Since upping his wager amounts at Las Vegas casinos, LTNAP upgraded his status therefore transforming into Balenciaga P where he's the guy you want to be at Las Vegas nightclubs.
Balenciaga P does what he wants when he wants and wherever he wants in Las Vegas. Ladies beware!
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*