Vagtasmagoria

When a vagina is so messed up with stink, sickness, or any other sorts of abnormailities that could equate to either a starring role or a major supporting role in a horror movie.

Basically, there is something seriously wrong with a female's vagina.

Tom: Hey man, how was she?

Dick: Man she stank down there...not to mention I think I may need to see the doc after that. Kinda reminded me of watching "Halloween".

Tom: Sounds like she may have a case of vagtasmagoria.

by Jsps August 21, 2009

Vagatibul

A whole big pot of veggies

Look at all those vagatibuls

by Vagatibuls February 12, 2018

vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Vagitosis

halitosis of the vagina

Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.

by JonTheRipper October 5, 2009

Vagitative

Vag-i-ta-tive, adjective

Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse

After washing my cock in the sink and returning to bed, I fell into a vagitative state.

by rom2k April 15, 2014

vageterian

lesbian or one who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.

by Parker January 27, 2004

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014