vagernation

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.

Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.

by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017

vajorna

the first book in a set that is full of modernized 14 year old hormonal teens problems. it often times is stolen then is returned with further writing. it gets ripped up and is often fought over. SACRED!!!! *slap*

dude, did you see those girls vajorna?????

did you see what she wrote in the vajorna??

'ATS GOIN THE IN VAJORNA!!!!

by sacredvaginatexts December 4, 2010

Vagoner

1. A female erection.

2. A Female boner!

OMG! I am so horny I have a huge vagoner!

by Kaycee B February 13, 2008

vapornizing

The act of watching pornographic material while simulatneously vaporizing high grade marijuana or hashish. Originated in Lawrence, Kansas during the summer of 2008.

John: Yo what are doing player play?

Me: Were at the nastie's house vapornizing. Have you ever coughed really hard with a boner.

John: No

Me: It feels wierd.

by Biggizwald June 13, 2008

Vagoner

A mix between a Vagina and a Boner.

Zack: "Ewww, did you see her?"

Vin: "Ya!, I think she had a Vagoner!!!"

Zack: "Yuck"

Vin: "Yuck indeed"

by TheBigManGuy11 April 19, 2010

Vagoon

Someone hunting Vagoo

Not having any trim in a while a horny Panda was on the prowl. He was truly a vagoon tonight.

by SammichBitch July 6, 2007

vagona

A very wide and loose vagina

Damn that chick had the nastiest vagona i've ever seen!

by Skeeter McNulty May 26, 2006