Vagilisten

When a woman listens while getting mansplained

Woman: Are you really going to mansplain that to me?
Man: Only if you vagilisten

by Jasbax1 April 2, 2023

Vagisium

Vagisium was discovered right after Penisium on Feburary 22, 2012. It is at its best when found in Lickstenstein. It is at it's largest when found at night on the streets of Las Vegas, Nevada. It is at it's smallest in Asia because there is no discovered Penisium there. When thoroughly mixed with Penisium, it will produce Babyisium. When Vagisium reaches about 50 years of age, it generally becomes unusable.

A mother and a father will mix Vagisium with Penisium to produce Babyisium, but if it's over used, it will become very large and it will have very little chance of produsing Babyisium.

by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012

vagisil

vagisil is a comfort
vagisil is lightly scented
vagisil is widely recognized as a U.S. brand leader in the feminine hygiene product market
vagisil is played by william shatner
vagisil is the name
vagisil is monostat's arch enemy
vagisil is for yeast infections and not stds o_o and i'm sorry i have neither
vagisil is a creme designed to relieve "feminine itching" and imagine putting something down there that you are

Vagisil is so effective that often times you will only need half a tube. Then you can make your money back from e-bay.

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

Vaginis

A man that has all the anatomical parts but no "balls, cojones," to back it up!

Dude, you are such a vaginis for not going on that roller coaster.

You won't jump out of that plane? You're a complete vaginis.

by SmileyD October 30, 2008

Vagisil Smoothie

An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.

Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.

After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")

That vagisil smoothie tasted Hella uv good, lets get another.

by Richard Ezekiel Goodrich The Second April 26, 2005

Need some Vagisil with that?

Sarcastic remark said to a whiny bro to get him to shut up by implying he is being a giant VAGINA.

Dan: I lost my 3 legged dog Skippy, then QT was out of hot dogs, my Nintendo 64 remote broke......

Eric: dude, need some vagisil with that?

by Hellcat Lauren April 25, 2011

Vaginista

Some one having exceptional knowledge of, fondness for and ability with vaginas.

He wasn't just a vagenius. He proved his ability over and over. He was a vaginista

by The Vaginista January 5, 2010