vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese

people who live the country Vagina

"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire

by Haxer122 October 29, 2023

Vaginismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

vaginesque

A brief moment of being extremly effeminate; resembling the actions of a vagina

Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.

Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.

by \ / November 28, 2012

Vaginester

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.

Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!

by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009

Smiley Vagirus

What Miley Cyrus will show in about three years.

The paparazzi got a good shot of Miley's Smiley Vagirus when she got out of her Escallade with Puffy.

by Jean Shepherd February 25, 2008