vaginica 

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.

David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."

vaginica by V.J. December 3, 2006

vagijuice

Pronounced: va-gee-juice

It's the juice that makes a women's pussy nice and wet when she gets horny.

I was eating her out and she had all this vagjuice gushing out!

I was eating her out and drank so much of her vagijuice! It's so delicious.

vagijuice by ProGosu1337GGyoface April 2, 2009

vaginite 

a vagina like rock formation

The cave was full of staglemites, and a single vaginite.

vaginite by bentrefler June 2, 2009

vaginoia 

The paranoid state that most, if not all, women suffer from. The paranoia typically revolves around men in their lives, although it is not limited to this.

Joe: Man, my girl is so paranoid that I'm cheating on her or something.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.

vaginoia by theeightballofawesome August 29, 2010

vaginfidence

Derived from the root words "vagina" and "confidence", used to describe a person or situation when the vagina is mightier than the pen, the sword, and the penis.

Talk about vaginfidence, she took over the room.

vaginfidence by Anonymous September 1, 2008

vaginomite

The bomb ass pussy...

Jimmy Walker gettin' some.

vaginomite by Rob October 20, 2004

Vaginocrat 

VAGINOCRAT

(1). Any woman who uses executive powers (government or non-government) to preference women over men in areas of crisis help, education, mental illness services, services for the homeless, family law, government funding, school or university placements, and health.

(2). A women who simply believes in such preferential treatment, without necessarily having executive power to effect public policy.

(3). A feminist, or feminist sympathizer

VAGINOCRATIC

(1). The practices of a vaginocrat

The vaginocrat announced new government policy that males should by default always be investigated as perpetrators of notified child abuse before women and mothers. This because males are the stronger, more violent sex.

The vaginocrat established a new law stating that since men are rarely the victims of violence, all 900 national domestic violence shelters must intake only women.

By awarding child custody to women in 90% of disputed cases Family Courts are indulging in vaginocratic practices.

My vaginocrat wife insists I should be the primary breadwinner and provide for her even though we don't have any children to care for. She says only deadbeat men refuse to pay for their wives needs.

Vaginocrat by Jonah got swallowed January 7, 2009