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Vaginocrat 

VAGINOCRAT

(1). Any woman who uses executive powers (government or non-government) to preference women over men in areas of crisis help, education, mental illness services, services for the homeless, family law, government funding, school or university placements, and health.

(2). A women who simply believes in such preferential treatment, without necessarily having executive power to effect public policy.

(3). A feminist, or feminist sympathizer

VAGINOCRATIC

(1). The practices of a vaginocrat


The vaginocrat announced new government policy that males should by default always be investigated as perpetrators of notified child abuse before women and mothers. This because males are the stronger, more violent sex.

The vaginocrat established a new law stating that since men are rarely the victims of violence, all 900 national domestic violence shelters must intake only women.

By awarding child custody to women in 90% of disputed cases Family Courts are indulging in vaginocratic practices.

My vaginocrat wife insists I should be the primary breadwinner and provide for her even though we don't have any children to care for. She says only deadbeat men refuse to pay for their wives needs.
Vaginocrat by Jonah got swallowed January 7, 2009
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Vaginacation 

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.
After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.
Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

Vaginocity 

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.
1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?
Vaginocity by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

vaginocracy 

A workplace, or any large group, consisting entirely of women.
"Poor Bob. I mean, his new job pays well but he works in an utter vaginocracy."

vagocrats 

persons who support female candidates simply because the candidates are female.
The vagocrats voted en masse to support Hillary.
vagocrats by JDE January 16, 2008

Vaginocentric 

The unbridled pursuit, acquisition, and conquering of another's vagina.
The man (or women) is vaginocentric
Vaginocentric by dfhdsfh September 25, 2009

Vaginocracy 

A society or government ruled entirely by women...particularly bitchy man-hating women.
My girlfriend's family consists of her, her mom, and two sisters - it's a totaly vaginocracy.
Vaginocracy by dt1026 January 4, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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