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Vaginocrat 

VAGINOCRAT

(1). Any woman who uses executive powers (government or non-government) to preference women over men in areas of crisis help, education, mental illness services, services for the homeless, family law, government funding, school or university placements, and health.

(2). A women who simply believes in such preferential treatment, without necessarily having executive power to effect public policy.

(3). A feminist, or feminist sympathizer

VAGINOCRATIC

(1). The practices of a vaginocrat


The vaginocrat announced new government policy that males should by default always be investigated as perpetrators of notified child abuse before women and mothers. This because males are the stronger, more violent sex.

The vaginocrat established a new law stating that since men are rarely the victims of violence, all 900 national domestic violence shelters must intake only women.

By awarding child custody to women in 90% of disputed cases Family Courts are indulging in vaginocratic practices.

My vaginocrat wife insists I should be the primary breadwinner and provide for her even though we don't have any children to care for. She says only deadbeat men refuse to pay for their wives needs.
Vaginocrat by Jonah got swallowed January 7, 2009
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Vaginacation 

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.
After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.
Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

Vaginocity 

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.
1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?
Vaginocity by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

vaginocracy 

A workplace, or any large group, consisting entirely of women.
"Poor Bob. I mean, his new job pays well but he works in an utter vaginocracy."

vagocrats 

persons who support female candidates simply because the candidates are female.
The vagocrats voted en masse to support Hillary.
vagocrats by JDE January 16, 2008

Vaginocentric 

The unbridled pursuit, acquisition, and conquering of another's vagina.
The man (or women) is vaginocentric
Vaginocentric by dfhdsfh September 25, 2009

Vaginocracy 

A society or government ruled entirely by women...particularly bitchy man-hating women.
My girlfriend's family consists of her, her mom, and two sisters - it's a totaly vaginocracy.
Vaginocracy by dt1026 January 4, 2008
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