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Vagionista

A woman who lets her vagina speak for her. Can be spotted easily in a crowd, usually doing everything BIGGER like dancing or drinking with her girlfriends.

A woman who prides herself on independence and.....her vagina. She makes it a point to bring it up in conversation. Even at family reunions.

A sparkly vagina.
"I wanted to get that girl's digits...but she looks like a vagionista."

"I wanted to invite (insert your bitchy girlfriend's name here) to go out with us....but she is such a vagionista."
by MFLUDER June 4, 2012
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Oral Vaginosis

A build up of vaginal fluids that forms a lining in the mouth after licking a girl's lady parts for a long period of time. This will only happen if you perform cunnilingus at night, and then neglect to brush your teeth before bed. Thus, resulting in you waking up the next morning with symptoms of Oral Vaginosis.
Guy 1- I ate Beca out last night and now there's weird shit in my mouth!
Guy 2- Ha! You have Oral Vaginosis!!
by emailman August 12, 2013
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vaginosis

A mental disorder that causes some men to act as if they had a vagina. Its symptoms are inability to step up, constant whining, and an inability to join certain baseball leagues.
Michael would not stop complaining about his phone because of his severe vaginosis.
by a money 223 January 19, 2010
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Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.
Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis
by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019
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Vagitosis

When someone is such a pussy that they wreak of it.
When Ricky was dared to press a ham at the Hawaiian Tropic's girls tour bus and declined, I knew he had vagitosis.
by shellhunter December 11, 2011
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Vagitosis

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.
We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.
by Gapingredgroovie January 8, 2009
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