vadining

giving oral sex to a girl

I want to have sex with her but ended up just vadining and going to bed.

by E rock September 11, 2005

Vaginosaurus Rex

When someone is being a real tool, call them a vaginosarus rex. Which basically means you are a dinosaur's vagina. Best used on your aunt who won't go to dinner with you.

Cindy was being such a vaginosaurus rex because she didn't want to go out like the rest of us.

by Painting Jokester March 4, 2010

vaginocracy

A workplace, or any large group, consisting entirely of women.

"Poor Bob. I mean, his new job pays well but he works in an utter vaginocracy."

by Urban Dictionary May 24, 2005

vaginology

Vaginology is the science of the vagina from vagin- vagina and ology- science.

It originated when Vaginologists Gilberto and Charlie Herrera of Houston city devoted their lives to the study of vagina during the early 21st century.

Gilberto Herrera earned a Ph.D. in vaginology from University of W. In 2010.

by C. McDad April 7, 2016

Vadginosis

Vadginosis is a disorder that can be obtained by hanging out with too many pussies. Symptoms of Vadginosis include : anxiety, being a massive pussy, cowardice, and slow motor skills.

Wow dude, you're obviously got a serious case of Vadginosis.

by AnonKiller1036 July 1, 2016

sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Vaginomancy

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.

Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.

by flumpis October 16, 2006