upperdecker

An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving

i was at this party and they tried to kick me out so i gave them an upperdecker

by Nick June 18, 2006

uppernut

when a fistlike force is driven into someones ballsack at an acute upward angle

i just delivered a debilitating uppernut to my second adopted child because he didn't drink all the fullies from last nights party, like he said he would

by cock daniels October 2, 2011

upper echelon

It is the higher level of any group.

upper echelon in the military refers to people of higher ranks (usually officers) in everyday life it is in references to bosses and managers and the like

by countessa January 14, 2009

upturd

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants

Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.

by walterc March 26, 2013

Upperdeck

When you remove the upper lid of the toilet and shit in the tank.

Tommy shammed Bobby last night. So tonight Bobbys giving Tommy an upperdeck!

by Squeegie Bandit May 22, 2008

Upper Perk

*That* school, the high school in which there's fires, mold, bed bugs, & vaping presentations, all in the course of the first 5 weeks. Spin the wheel to find out what'll happen next week on "Only Upper Perk"!

Oh and now there's supposedly snakes at one of the elementary schools. For F@#%'s sake...

Steve: Ya wanna go to the football game at Upper Perk tonight?
Chad: Upper Perk... Oh... That school...
Steve: Yeah let's not...
Chad: ...
Steve: ...

by Spicy Memelord October 1, 2018

Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020