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by rob n jon January 17, 2009
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A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!
Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?
Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!
Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!
by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009
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Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.
Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists
Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.
Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists
Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain
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Dude-guy, I was just sittin' at the bar at Unos in Revere, you know the one just off the rotary by the Squire, and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy riding a Revere Unicycle down Route 60. Yeah, it was a $600 mountain bike with no front wheel, definitely stolen.
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Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand
by johnny dud May 7, 2007
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