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untensils

Any eating utensils (cutlery) that aren't knives, sporks or chopsticks, and are therefore superfluous.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.
I'm never comfortable having dinner with Mark - he sets the table with loads of untensils I never end up using.
by Blue Jack October 18, 2009
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utensis

The otherwise un-named item which sits on the countertop next to the stove, usually for decoration, but also to place dirty or used utensils on to keep the counter clean. Sometimes known as a "spoon holder", the utensis finds itself in close company with other ridiculously-named kitchen devices, such as the trivet and the spoonula.
Nick placed his dirty spoonula on the utensis, which sat on the counter in his kitchen next to the trivet.
by Manischewitz May 10, 2006
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Utensilist

Someone who has a hatred or intolerance towards a specific utensil. Sporks are the most common victims of utensilists.
"I hate sporks, they aren't good as a fork OR a spoon"

"You UTENSILIST. I can't believe you. If you can't learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we're through."
by whatsonmymind August 30, 2009
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Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019
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utensiling

when males and females lie together all facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed
The other day my boyfriend and i were utensiling.
by oshlivia November 26, 2006
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utensiless

a person who don’t have a pencil or paper and etc
utensiless R.Taylor
by utensiless February 9, 2023
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utensile-strength

How resistant yer silverware is from breaking.
Cookie Jowls is known for his tough meatballs and rubbery steaks, so Beetle Bailey and his fellow disgusted soldiers would likely need forks and knives with exceptional utensile-strength when attempting to cut up said "non-tender" comestibles into bite-sized pieces.
by QuacksO August 19, 2025
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