two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

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Two-way street

drinking an alcoholic drink, while a soaked tampon (with the same alcohol), is up your rear end.

Kendall: “Hey madi, why are you in such a good mood?”

Madi: “Because, I’m doing a two-way street”

by anonymous February 15, 2021

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When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.

Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!

Textee: You bitch! I got a D.

Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.

Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.

by Textee December 5, 2009

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two-way nut suck

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.

Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.

by FatFatChubbyCat January 20, 2020

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